...When the report was publicized, it aroused much public interest, with some saying that the situation is deplorable, creating a situation of a “state within a state,”....
...Benny Gantz held a meeting with the mayors of Bnei Brak, Elad, Modi’in Illit, and representatives of Charedi neighborhoods from Rechasim and Jerusalem. Gantz told the Mayors that the entire defense system, the Ministry, the IDF, and the Home Front Command, will expand operations in an effort to keep the residents of these cities at home. “We cannot allow for there to be two countries in the State of Israel, it is dangerous both socially and medically. It is the responsibility of the Mayors as leaders of the public to ensure that the regulations put in place by the government are followed and that the morbidity rate drops so that we can open all of the cities.”
It's very interesting that the Maharal described this exact situation over 400 years ago...
...But the first to predict the rise of a secular Jewish state as prelude to the coming of the Messiah is Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel of Prague (1525-1609) known as "Maharal", in his discussion of the rise of "the Kingdom of the Messiah".
Maharal affirms that the coming of the Messiah is not, as often thought a sudden event; it is a process. The "Holy kingdom of Israel" - Maharal's term for the reign of the Messiah will emerge from an earlier, non-holy kingdom.
The Midrash states: Just as Moshe, who was destined to break the power of Pharaoh, was brought up in Pharaoh's palace, so the Messiah, who is destined to settle accounts with Edom, will live with them in their city. The ultimate failure of the empire of Edom will give rise to a new and different kingdom- the Kingdom of the Messiah...
This is why Yaacov was born holding on to the heel of Esav (Bereshit 25:26).
Now, "the kingdom of Edom" refers to the last of the four empires of the world foreseen by Daniel (chapters 4-5): Babylonia, Media, Greece, and Rome. Rome, as world power, is long since dead and gone. But its heritage, Western Civilization, rules the world. Our Rabbis indicate that the kingdom of the Messiah will grow up in the context of Western civilization. Indeed, the parable of "the heel of Esav" signifies that the spiritual failure and moral bankruptcy of that civilization will be the catalyst for the coming of the Messiah.
So far Maharal - properly understood - has described how the kingdom of the Messiah emerges from the break down of Western civilization.
But this is not all. Maharal's vision is guided by veiled hints in the Midrash: the "Kingdom of Israel" itself undergoes development. In its immature stage it forms part of the Fourth Empire, and only when it reaches maturity does it throw off this attachment and emerge as "the holy kingdom of the Messiah". (Kingdom is, of course synonymous with "state".)
Maharal continues:
So long as the kingdom of the Messiah has not yet reached perfection, the kingdom of the Messiah is attached to Edom (nigar el Edom) ...The holy kingdom of Israel... must grow out of the non-holy kingdom that preceded it.
Maharal, in a telling parable, describes the relationship between the embryonic "kingdom of Israel" and its "Edomite" environment: Fruit grows within a husk; when the fruit ripens the husks falls off... So it is with Israel. Their kingdom emerges and grows from within the kingdom of the nations i.e., from the existential power of the kingdom of the nations, and from their level, it raises itself to a higher level. And when the kingdom of Israel reaches complete maturity the kingdom of nations is removed, just as the husk is removed, and falls off when the fruit reaches its perfection. (Source)
The fact that this has become recognizable and is being seen as a threat to the existence of the klipah tells us we are far along this path to liberation - the geulah shleimah. This pressure cooker called a "lockdown" is meant to break the Torah Jews, but instead it will forge in them a steel-like resolve which is preparing them to follow Mashiach. Anyone who sides with the government against the Chareidi public in this battle is sitting on the wrong side of history.
The Eisav/Yishmael alliance would not be able to succeed to the extent that they have without the aid and collusion of the fifth column known as the Erev Rav.
One of the characteristics of the "footsteps of Moshiach" time period noted by Rabbi Yehuda Hanasi is that "insolence will increase." The Vilna Gaon explains, "The mixed multitude will turn into the shepherds of Israel." That is, at the End of Days, a foreign element will appear among the Jewish people. Called "a mixed multitude" by our sages, this group will ascend to prominence and stand at the head of Israel.
The Zohar writes this explicitly: "The mixed multitude will be in control and rule over the Jewish people in the final exile." (Zohar 1:25)
Rabbi Elchanan Wasserman summarizes the matter:
"In the days of the footsteps of Moshiach, the descendants of the mixed multitude will stand at the head of the nation. This same mixed multitude will not only be the leaders of government but will also stand at the head of the judicial system." (The Ishmaelite Exile by Rabbi Yechiel Weitzman)
No one familiar with the current situation vis a vis Israel's government and judicial system can deny that we are there. And this has been going on since the founding of the modern State of Israel.
The smart people knew from the very beginning that the idea of "both a Jewish and a democratic state" was an impossibility - that is if you link being Jewish with the Torah. But what THEY meant was some "kosher-style" state that was treif as treif can be. A non-kosher mixture, just like they are! The reference to being a "Jewish" state was just another piece of chaff meant to fool the masses until the damage was too great to rectify.
As you'll see from the following excerpts taken from the same government source and written at least 12 year ago, there has been an ongoing (NWO) plan to infiltrate and take over primarily religious leadership positions in order to mislead the nation down a primrose path to destruction via their new world religion that has room for everyone as long as no one becomes "extremist" about their faith, i.e. Torah-observant!!
And this is just one example from a countless number of people and organizations, Jewish and gentile, who have been working behind the scenes for decades to bring us to the place we have reached today with the Abraham Accords!
The way out of the exile of Yishmael cannot be achieved by natural means such as a political process or military might. The current tendency of the airev rav, is towards a natural, political process to assure the security of the Nation of Israel in a political entity that has military power. Instead of making peace with the Holy One, may He be blessed, and His Torah, thereby bringing peace and heavenly protection and annulling once and for all the decree of exile, they lead us into a situation of war with the Creator, which brings upon us the exile under Yishmael from the east, the north and the south. The kingdom of the airev rav ignores the indisputable fact that the strength of the existence of the Nation of Israel is not based on land, nationality or statehood. None of them guarantee its physical and spiritual existence. The only anchor of the Nation of Israel throughout history, and even today, is keeping the covenant with its Father in Heaven through studying the Torah and living a life of fulfilling the commandments, holiness and fear of Heaven.
"...the airev rav, which are likened to the bran, adhere tightly to the wheat kernel. They are the 'waste' [which envelops] and is the foil to Yaakov. They [oppose him] by negating the study of the Torah and by trying to remove the yoke of Heaven; and they cling tightly to Israel" (Vilna Gaon, Even Shlaimah 11:6). (The End of Days by Shmuel Raber)
The rot has even reached the "frum" Diaspora communities, Hashem yerachem!...
"Assimilation and secularization, either willful or forced, among the People of Israel in the Land of Israel and in the Diaspora, will leave but a surviving remnant amounting to one-tenth of the nation which will retain its Jewish character, while nine-tenths of the Jewish People will be lost, without any attachment to G-d and His Torah. *
* "In the generation that the son of David will arrive there will be prosecution against Torah scholars. When I said this before Shmuel, he said: purification after purification, as it says: 'A tenth will yet be there, then it shall again be consumed'" (Ketubot 112b). Rashi explains: "When nine parts will be lost and only a tenth remains, it will also be consumed once again."
"Rashi (Yeshayahu 6:13) adds: 'Also, over that remainder I will pass My hand with purification after purification, and it will be consumed until the only ones remaining will be the completely righteous that will return to Me with all their hearts.'"
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"Towards the End of Days, an alien entity called the airev rav will rise to power and stand at the head of the Jewish Nation.
The system of government of the airev rav will be comprised of judges and officers of a low moral standard and arrogant and vulgar individuals who will not place their trust in Hashem but will rely on the power of flesh and blood.
The airev rav will not want to assimilate among the nations and disconnect from Judaism. Rather, they will adhere to the title of "Israel" and choose a new path to follow. They will shake off their Jewish essence, will deny any attachment to G-d's Torah, and will remove the yoke of Heaven from upon themselves.
They will succeed. They will stand at the head of the camp and control the leadership of the nation. The simple and good Jews - who will remain true to their tradition and to their fear of Heaven - will be subservient to them, while the community that learns Torah and guards the burning spark of historical Judaism will be relegated to the lowest and most degrading stratum of the "new" social order.
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"Because Yechezkel prophesied that in the End of Days all of the nations will make war around Jerusalem...and they will become aroused to come upon them in the End of Days after Israel resettles in the Land of Israel and will dwell peacefully; this arousal will be caused by Hashem.' (Malbim, Yechezkel 38:2).
"In the holy Zohar (Bereishit 119) it is explained that in the future, at that time, the children of Yishmael will become aroused together with the nations of the world to come upon Jerusalem. The Ramak (Rabbi Moshe Cordovero) explains: 'And all the nations will gather together - meaning that they will make a pact of peace between themselves and will turn upon Israel in order to destroy them...."
We begin the study of the Torah with the realization that the Torah is not a history book, but the charter of Man's mission in the universe. Thus, in his very first comment, Rashi cites Rav Yitzchak who says that since the Torah is primarily a book of laws, it should have begun with the commandment of the new moon (Exodus 12:2), the first law that was addressed to all of Jewry as a nation. He explains that the reason for the Torah's narrative of Creation is to establish that God is the Sovereign of the universe: He declared to His people the power of His works in order to give them the heritage of the nations (Psalms 111:6). If the nations accuse Israel of banditry for seizing the lands of the seven nations of Canaan, Israel can respond, "The entire universe belongs to God. He created it and He granted it to whomever He deemed fit. It was His desire to give it to them and then it was His desire to take it from them and give it to us."
~ SHABBAT SHALOM and CHODESH TOV ~
Interesting timing when we are reading about the creation of the heavenly bodies...
I am taking time out from writing Part 2 of "Architects of the New World Order" so that I can update you on the situation of the Plummer missionaries who "made aliyah" during the Rosh Hashanah Lockdown. Regular readers will recognize this link I left to a Youtube report made by Rabbi Tovia Singer...
I hope you all got to see it while it was still there, because it is gone now, a victim of false copyright claims.
Fortunately, this couple got a lot of attention in the media and that will make their job of missionizing a lot harder. Their case was widely reported and it riled up a lot of Jews. Predictably, however, there are still plenty of traitors from within who will defend them. You'll see.
Here is a further update which should interest you.
Now, if you want to know which Jews (and other resident Christians) have the audacity to welcome and support the Plummers' presence in Israel, you can find out by listening to the original interview with his "rant" against Rabbi Singer. It's in the first 6 mins...
A final observation, every single missionary endeavor in this country can be traced back to a single Jew who invited them and enabled them to get in. They certainly won't see it this way, but in my book, they are traitors (fraternizing with/giving aid and comfort to the enemy) - every one.
"G-d, do not be silent. Do not be unresponsive and quiet, G-d. For your enemies are causing a tumult, and those who hate You raise their head... [They say,] 'Come let us wipe them out as a nation, and let the name of Israel no longer be remembered!" For they have taken counsel together. Against You they have forged a covenant" (Tehillim 83:2-3, 5-6)
..."Your enemies" refers to Yishmael, while "those who hate You" refers to Esav.
The "enemy" and the "one who hates" join together to eradicate the nation of Israel from the world. Their true objective: "Against You they have forged a covenant." Through the extinction of the Jewish nation, heaven forbid, this goal, too, would be realized, for the Jewish people would no longer be in the world to proclaim and publicize the name of G-d.
...Bil'am revealed in his final prophecy that the last stage in the process of Israel's perfection will be characterized by the alliance between Yishmael and Esav, an alliance aimed at tormenting the entire world and the Jewish people in particular. This will be followed by the downfall of Yishmael and Esav, a downfall that will usher in the redemption. (The Ishmaelite Exile by Rabbi Yechiel Weitzman)
We Should Have Known What Was Coming
The Powers That Be (TPTB) always announce their plans in advance. Our problem is that we choose not to believe them - until it's too late. Another problem is that they throw up distractions like so much chaff around the announcement that the focus is redirected and most of us miss it altogether. If something is played up endlessly in the media - day after day, week after week, month after month - you can bet it is a distraction and not the main thing at all.
What I'm going to tell you is the truth. It's entirely up to you whether you believe it or not. If I say anything against Donald Trump, I can hear it already - "What? Do you expect us then to vote for Biden? Never!" If I've not convinced you by now, I guess I've just been wasting my breath and my time. [See here.]
Stop playing the game of 'THIS or THAT' - "You are either with US or you are with the terrorists." - Pres. GW Bush. The Christians or the Muslims, Republicans or Democrats. We Jews are in the middle - in the balance - these are the "extremes" and they 'd like nothing better than to split us between them and force us to take a side. We are already on the only side that counts - HKB"H and His Holy Torah.
They are anyway only offering you an ILLUSION of choice. It doesn't matter who the public face is, the results are always the same. The NWO Plan WILL be implemented!
The NWO Plan IS being implemented, by Donald Trump, among others. If Biden is elected he will carry on the same mission.
Let's go back a year prior to that 2016 Al Smith Dinner to a very important and historic occasion in September 2015.
Pope Francis visited the United States, spoke before Congress, addressed the United Nations and led an interfaith service at the 9/11 Memorial in NYC. There he remarked:
...'In the face of every attempt to make us uniform, we can and must build unity on the basis of our diversity of languages, cultures and religions, and raise our voices against anything that would stand in the way of such unity.
'Together we are called to say "no" to every attempt to make us the same, and "yes" to accepting diversity and reconciliation,' the pope said.
Within four months of taking office, President Donald Trump embarked on his first trip abroad...
...In his first foreign trip as President, which begins Friday, Trump has planned a pilgrimage of sorts, visiting the homelands of all three Abrahamic faiths -- Judaism, Christianity and Islam -- before heading to Europe for meetings with Pope Francis and NATO leaders.
In all, it's an ambitious nine-day, five-country tour that will test the religious acumen and diplomatic skills of a President who, beyond courting conservative Christians and casting suspicion on Muslims, rarely talks about religion.
...Trump's national security adviser, called the President's plans unprecedented. "No President has ever visited the homelands and holy sites of the Jewish, Christian, and Muslims faiths all on one trip," he said at a press briefing last week.
..."What President Trump is seeking is to unite peoples of all faiths around a common vision of peace, progress and prosperity," McMaster said.
Fast forward to September 2020. While few of Donald Trump's campaign promises have been fulfilled, the NWO agenda is right on track...
...a historic signing ceremony took place, formally normalizing diplomatic relations between Israel and two Arab states. President Donald Trump heralded the signing of the peace deal between Israel, the United Arab Emirates (UAE), and Bahrain as the dawn of a new Middle East. The agreement’s title, the ‘Abraham Accords,’ highlights the ever-present role of religion in the Middle East, even in presumably secular state functions such as diplomatic recognition. While the accords are focused primarily on developing economic and security ties, they will greatly impact religious freedom by promoting pluralism, furthering an ongoing interpretation debate in Islam, and advancing peace.
The Abraham Accords build off of a structure that has been constructed over decades. Israel and the Gulf States did not come to the accord signing ceremony as strangers, they have drifted together due to their common regional foe: Iran. While mutual fear of Iran may be the driving force behind the agreement, the accords appear poised to promote pluralism in the region, a concept which has experienced dynamic growth in recent years.
The UAE spearheaded the charge and named 2019 the ‘Year of Tolerance,’ where they welcomed Pope Francis for the first ever papal visit to the Arabian Peninsula. In Abu Dhabi, Pope Francis and Ahmed el-Tayeb, the leader of Sunni Islam’s most prestigious theological institution, signed the Human Fraternity Document to foster a culture of mutual respect between Muslims and Christians. The UAE ended their year of tolerance by inaugurating the Abrahamic Family House, a complex that will house a church, synagogue, and mosque by 2022. Clearly, the Abraham Accords only improve the UAE’s desire to be seen as an image of pluralism and openness. The UAE’s regional leadership on issues like this likely played a role in convincing a country like Bahrain to join the agreement. Moving forward, the accords can serve as a force multiplier to highlight some of the good work that the UAE is doing and encourage its neighbors to join them.
You see, it was no stroke of fate that chose UAE to be the first to make an agreement with Israel.
It will be a place for religious tolerance and education, bringing faiths together and sending a message of unity to the world. The Abrahamic Family House, which was unveiled in New York on Friday before construction begins on Saadiyat Island next year, will be a physical manifestation of the Document on Human Fraternity signed by Pope Francis and Dr Ahmed Al Tayeb, the Grand Imam of Al Azhar, during the pontiff's visit to Abu Dhabi in February.
The document called for the reconciliation of people of all faiths and goodwill in service of universal peace.
The Abrahamic Family House, named after the revered prophet Abraham, is being designed by the renowned British architect Sir David Adjaye. Images were released in New York on Friday, where members of the Higher Committee of Human Fraternity, formed to deliver the vision outlined in the document, met for the second time.
In recognition of Islam, Christianity and Judaism, the three main buildings – a mosque, a church and a synagogue – will each lead to a central garden under which will sit a museum and centre for education. While the places of worship are the same height, the designs and interiors will be significantly different.
...The Higher Committee of Human Fraternity haseight members. They chose the US financial capital for their second meeting to coincide with the UN General Assembly. The annual gathering of world leaders was an opportunity to fulfil their mission of spreading harmony and understanding, the committee said.
...“Projects and initiatives likes the Abrahamic Family House – and there will be many to come in the future that the council will invoke – will bring people together. The UAE has people from the Jewish faith, the Christian faith and, of course, the Muslim faith. We are creating a place where they can practise their religion freely and learn from each other.
They want us to admit that we are all brothers, that we are all equal (i.e. the Jews are not God's chosen nation), and that all religions are legitimate and acceptable pathways to God.
Every point is a denial of the Torah and they know that Torah-abiding Jews will refuse to accept it, so they are the number one target for elimination, followed by the "extremists" in the other religions who also won't give up their separatist beliefs.
...When Esav and Yishmael were separate, Yaakov was not worried about them, for each had accumulated much evil to his detriment. However, when the forces of evil joined, when Esav and Yishmael became a single power, Yaakov was compelled to flee to Haran. From this point on, their malevolent combination formed a unified powerful force of evil that worried Yaakov.
...The joining of Yishmael and Esav, and Yaakov's response, provides us with a fundamental lesson in history: Whenever Yishmael and Esav unite, the nation of Israel must take cover. It cannot be secure when facing both of them at once. (The Ishmaelite Exile by Rabbi Yechiel Weitzman)
IS COVID-19 ALSO SERVING AS AN ELABORATE SMOKE SCREEN?
It is very 'coincidental' that Trump's vaunted Peace Plan dubbed "The Deal of the Century" was formally released in Washington, D.C. on January 28, 2020 at the same time a deadly pandemic was just beginning to traverse the planet. (On January 30th, the W.H.O. declared a global health emergency.)
Throughout this entire time period, while they should have had many more important matters on their minds, the relevant governments never stopped negotiating this Deal.
"I hold in my hand the historic draft peace agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates and the historic declaration of peace between Israel and Bahrain. We have worked on this for very many years. This moment arrives tomorrow," Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Monday from Washington a day before Israel makes its first open peace with two Arab countries.
"This is a great turning point in the history of Israel and in the history of the Middle East. It will have a great and positive effect on every citizen of Israel. I also promise you, according to what I see here, that additional countries are on the way," Netanyahu added.
Today, PM Netanyahu's hand-picked "Cabinet" rubber-stamped (as usual) the "peace documents" signed between Israel and the UAE. (No reason to think the Knesset won't do the same.)
The peace documents between Israel and the UAE and Bahrain are also known as the “Abraham Accords,” and as such, highlight interfaith tolerance. [i.e., the naming is very highly significant!] The UAE-Israel treaty states the signatories are “recognizing that the Arab and Jewish peoples are descendants of a common ancestor, Abraham, and inspired, in that spirit, to foster in the Middle East a reality in which Muslims, Jews, Christians and peoples of all faiths, denominations, beliefs and nationalities live in, and are committed to, a spirit of coexistence, mutual understanding and mutual respect.”
We, as a nation, have been committed by a regime not of our making, to turn our backs on our Holy Torah and accept what HKB"H forbids. Hashem yerachem!
You see, they tried ANNIHILATION - several times - but it never worked, so the fall-back plan became to destroy us through ASSIMILATION. It might take longer, but it was guaranteed to succeed if for no other reason than the Jewish "leaders" and "rabbis" themselves would advocate for it.
This evil Bilaamesque plot is what is behind bringing in thousands of Christians on "aliyah." (See here and here.) And do not believe the headlines which identify these 2000 people as "Jews" - by all reports, they are Falash Mura (Christians). And all this is going on while Israelis not only can't leave the country, they can't even leave their neighborhoods!
We need to remind the world that while Abraham had Yishmael and Yitzchak had Eisav, the holy covenant went from Avraham to Yitzchak to Ya'aqov - Yishmael and Eisav had no share in it at all. At his exalted level, Ya'aqov is called Yisrael and that is the name applied to his offspring - Bnei Yisrael - the true and legal inheritors of the promises given to Abraham.
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Someone recently brought my attention to this piece that I wrote seven years ago. Not surprisingly, it is still very relevant. Enjoy!
(Re-posting from 13 Sivan 5773)
Angel in Charge of Complaints (AICOC):"The Universal Complaint Department is now open, who will be first?"
Chairman of the 'Palestinian' delegation:"We, the 'Palestinian' people wish to lodge an official complaint against the Israelis. They have stolen our land!!"
AICOC: "Whom did you say you represent, sir?"
Chairman:"The 'Palestinian' people of the State of Palestine."
AICOC:"Sorry, I don't find you here. According to my records, there is no such people and no such 'state.' That being the case, you never had possession of the land in question; therefore, I am unable to register your complaint. Next!"
UN Representative accompanied by a delegation from the EU:"Yes, good morning. I'd like to file a formal complaint against the Israelis. They pay no heed to our demand to cease settlement expansion and refuse to return to the 1948 borders. They show no respect whatever for international law."
AICOC:"Sir, here we all answer to a Higher Law, which, I must tell you, may differ somewhat from your 'international' law. Let us have a look, shall we?"
(Opens a book. To self: "Hmmm, uh huh, yes.")
(Turning book so the UN Rep can see it.) "Right here," pointing. "Bamidbar 33.53 - it says: 'You shall clear out the Land and settle in it, for I have given you the Land to occupy it.'"
"Now, as to borders...," flipping pages. "Yes, here it is - Breishit 15.18: 'To your seed I have given this land, from the river of Egypt until the great river, the Euphrates river.'"
"Whoa, looks like they're actually only occupying a very small portion of what is actually theirs. If you want my advice, boys, quit while you're ahead. Next!"
US Ambassador: "We don't like to complain. Maybe this is not the right department for our issues. Perhaps some type of arbitration is in order."
AICOC:"State your problem and then I'll know better how to assist you, sir."
US Ambassador:"Well, seeing as how our democratic form of government, free-capitalistic economy and pluralistic culture is the best in the world and the envy of all who behold us, we naturally want everyone to be just like us. In fact, we believe in it so much that we have gone completely around the world subverting existing regimes and offering bribes in the guise of 'aid' in order to bring the entire world in line with our 'values.' But, the Israelis are an intransigent bunch. Some are on our side, but many more are not - mainly the so-called 'religious' ones. Something has got to be done about them."
AICOC:"Alright, then. Here are your options. You can file this as a complaint of non-compliance with previous agreements, although that might be hard to establish considering the characters of those with whom you made previous agreements, Oslo, etc. It's not clear that they had any right to act on behalf of the nation in this regard, or you could apply for relief with the Department of Justice."
US Ambassador:"Thanks for your help. I'll take this back to my boss and see how he would like to proceed."
AICOC (chuckling to himself): "I already know how my Boss will want to proceed."
AICOC (peering over at a group heatedly arguing among themselves in the corner: "Will there be anyone else?"
A group of Israelis rush up, stumbling over each other, pushing and shoving and arguing over who has the right to speak for the rest. They are made up of prominent Members of Knesset, ambitious military and security officers and even a few 'rabbis.' By the sheer force of his amazing presence, Yair Lapid takes charge, saying, "Since I am the most intelligent, most knowledgeable, most experienced, most beautiful and most likely to become the next Prime Minister, I will speak for us all."
Lapid:"We most assuredly wish to make a complaint - against the Ultra-Orthodox, those Chareidim and anyone else who thinks and acts as they do. They don't pay taxes! They don't serve in the army! They won't listen to women singing and force them to sit at the back of the bus! They wear black!! We, the tax-paying, army-serving majority who enjoy the ladies and walk bare-headed and are hard-hearted when it comes to prying the yeshiva bochurim from the batei midrash - we demand satisfaction."
AICOC:"What is it specifically, Mr. Lapid, that your group wants from this department?"
Lapid:"I believe that I speak for the tax-paying, army-serving, etc. etc. majority when I say that we won't carry the burden of those people any longer."
Lapid's group ( in unison, for once): "That's right! We want them off of our backs and out of our lives - FOR GOOD."
AICOC:"I'm sure some accommodation can be arranged. Please wait here while I consult my Superior."
(Agitated whispering all around the Israeli group until the AICOC returns.)
AICOC:It seems that a prior complaint has already been filed by an aggrieved party against you and your cohorts, Mr. Lapid.
Lapid: What!!??
AICOC:"Yes, that's right. The God-fearing Jews of Eretz Israel have already lodged a complaint, well, several actually... Here. Here it is right here... numbers 1 through.... Oh my! Let us just summarize it as an attempt to prevent the nation from fulfilling it's Divine destiny.
Lapid:"What does that even mean?"
AICOC:"It means, Mr. Lapid, that when your group's complaints are weighed against the complaints of the God-fearing people of Israel, you come up a bit short, to say the least. However... I believe we can find a solution which answers the needs of both populations."
Suddenly, the Angel in Charge and his Complaint Department disappear and Yair Lapid and the Israelis are looking around in shock, trying to identify their location. Then someone squints into the distance.
"Is that a road sign over there?"
They all start running at the same time. Lapid was the first to get close enough to read the sign - Kampala 250 km. The others caught up and one queried, "Where the heck is Kampala!?"
Lapid slapped his hands to his head and moaned, "UGANDA!!" *
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* The Uganda Scheme was a proposal presented at the Sixth Zionist Congress in Basel in 1903 by Zionism founder Theodor Herzl to create a Jewish homeland in a portion of British-controlled East Africa. (Source)
