How does he do it?

25 Menachem Av 5772

Lawyers Call for Supervision at Abu Kabir

(Background: Litzman Determined To Oust Prof. Hiss)

How does this wicked, ghoulish old man continue to wreak havoc among the dead and the living without consequences? People have been aware of his atrocities for years and for years they have been trying to remove him, but still - to this day - he remains in his post.

Many say it's because (if you'll forgive the pun) it's because he knows where all the bodies are buried.