11 October 2012

About those "lucky charms"

26 Tishrei 5773

Last night I read the WND story about Obama's ring which made the rounds today. I thought I would blog about it until it got so much exposure.  By then, I figured everyone had already seen it.

Then I saw another item over at The American Dream blog which reminded of me of my favorite breakfast cereal (along with Cocoa Puffs and Sugar Pops) when I was growing up. Oh my! Anyway. It's called "Obama's Lucky Charms: A Hindu God In His Pocket, A Masonic Emblem, And A Ring That Says "There Is No God Except Allah".  Not exactly the Lucky Charms of my childhood, or yours either, no doubt.

The article claims Obama never goes anywhere without these items in his pocket:

...a bracelet belonging to an American soldier deployed in Iraq, a gambler's lucky chit, a tiny monkey god and tiny Madonna and child.

Does anybody know who Barack Obama really is?  Apparently, it is a very well-kept secret.  Will the cat come popping out of the bag during a second term?

Maybe, he's subconsciously searching for substitutes for the unremembered accessories of his former office:

...Pharaohs owned many different styles of jewelry. There were amulets, bracelets, pectorals and collars that spread from the neck over the top of the chest, anklets, finger cuffs, pendants and earrings.


  1. Snopes says that the rumor about the ring is probably false.

    However, there's a lot of other truth about the President that should cause people to stay far away.

  2. Ah the Monkey god from Dreams From My Father. Glenn Beck had a big show on the Monkey god a couple of months back. Apparently there is a bigger statue of the Monkey god at a major intersection in Jakarta where Bamy spent a few years of his childhood learning that there is no god but Allah. Beck kept taking the Monkey god out of his pocket and playing the taped version of this narcissist's autobiography. It was hilarious.

    So is Bamy Akhenaten, Ramses, or the Paro that ruled for 94 years, Pepi II Neferkare? Jim Long, the Noachide, wrote a book claiming that the Paro that enslaved us ruled for 94 years. The problem is the dates don't work out. According to Egyptologists that Paro lived 900 years before Chazal's dates for the Exodus. It is very possible though that the Egyptologists are simply wrong on their dates as usual.

  3. Found this on line. It must be true because it is so bizarre:

    Obama thinks he is the god, Hanuman (he carries the Hanuman talisman with the monkey on it in his pocket according to a journalist during his campaign).

    Obama is going to Indonesia because the spirit of Hanuman is being released by the Krakatua volcano and it is meant to indwell in him.

    The statue to Obama in Jakarta was originally built because Indonesians think Obama will possess the spirit of this god.

    So he has the avodah zarah in his pocket because the "spirit" of it dwells in him. This requires further research especially if he has NATO ground another Syrian bound Russian aircraft to start WW3 in order to get re-elected. Shabbat Shalom.

  4. Yaak - "Probably" false? They'd have to say that now wouldn't they?

    Dov - According to the linked article, the international press reported on this extensively and consequently, the Indonesian Hindus made a present for Obama:

    Obama's representative Carolyn Sauvage-Mar on Tuesday received a gold-plated two-feet-high idol which she will pass it on to the Obama after it is sanctified.

    The idol is being presented to Obama as he is reported to be a Lord Hanuman devotee and carries with him a locket of the monkey god along with other good luck charms.

    An hour-long prayer meeting to sanctify the idol was earlier organised at Sankat Mochan Dham and by Congress leader Brijmohan Bhama, Balmiki Samaj and the temple's priests.

    "Obama has deep faith in Lord Hanuman and that is why we are presenting an idol of Hanuman to him," said Bhama.

  5. So I came out of the shower getting ready for Shabbat, got dressed, and it hit me like a flash. Approx. 15 years ago, Rav Dr. Akiva Tatz was in St. Louis for Shabbat visiting his fellow physician whom he frequently visited. Rav Tatz would come at least two times every year to visit, and would lecture extensively during Shabbat. This particular Shabbat was Shabbat Zachor. He asked the simple question: Who is Amalek? The answer is in his name. He is Amal Qof (the one who toils like a monkey). Amalek does not believe that he has a neshamah that is ultimately judged before the Heavenly Throne, and he therefore has no conscience. In every sense he view himself as a glorified Ape or Monkey. This fits him perfectly to the fact that Obama sprung on to the national stage in the US at the Democratic Convention in 2004. The night of his big speech was Tisha B'Av. I shudder thinking about this information. This means after the election if he were to win, he would have as he told Medvedev, "I will have more flexibility. Transmit to Vladimir." He will not be just a danger to Israel or to settlers beyond the Green Line in Yerushalayim and elsewhere. He will be a danger to all Jews including the 65% who will likely vote for him again. OMG.

    More after Shabbat. Look at the name of this Monkey avodah zarah. It is very close to Mehuman, one of the names of Haman in the Book of Esther, before he had all that flexibility in Perek Gimel.